Thursday, December 18, 2008 ' 11:08 PMY
You made my lyfe PERFECT.
What is Marriage???
find out more... (girls should READ it, cos i simply agree to some extend.)
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
Marriage is love. Love is BLIND. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
Marriage is a 3 ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
Married life is full of excitement and frustrations:
1. In the 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
2. In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
3. In the 3rd year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOURS listens.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, i'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true Dad? I heard in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
Love is a long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10 year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
80% of married man cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
After marriage, husband and wife becomes 2 sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still stay together.
Before marriage, a man "yearns" for the woman he loves. After marriage he "Y" becomes silent.
It is not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing- either the car is new or the wife is.
My definition of love is indescribable,
its just a FEELING where everything is BLINDED.
Esther Teo Z.H
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